An Eightyyear old man went into the cofessional, told the Priest, the following," Father! I am 80 years old. I am married and have 4 children and 11 grandchildren.
Last night I strayed and had an affair with 2 eighteen year old girls. We partied and made love all night along.
The Priest said, " My son! When was the last time you were at confession?"
" I have never been to confession. I am Jewish."
" Then why are you here telling me this?"
" Father! I am telling everyone."

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