A young woman saw her Psychiatrist," Doctor.You must help me" She pleaded."Everytime  I  date a  nice guy,

I end up at bed  with them."And then afterward I feel guilty and depressed for a week."

" I see" nodded the Pscychiatrist," And You, no doubt ,want me to  strengthen your Will Power and resolve in this matter."

" For God's sake, No." exclaimed the woman,"I want you to fix it that I won't feel guilty and depressed afterward." by

Ram and Rahim, drinking buddies are telling each other that whoever dies earlier should tell about  one's after life events.

One day  Rahim died. After some time, " Ram ! How are U ?"  some distant voice echoed.

Initially Ram got frightened. Later he was cool, calm  and collected and said"  How is life over there ?"

" What I have to say ? Immediately after I wake up, I have sex. Afterwards breakfast. Then sex. I may take a bath. Or else sex. Till lunch I have gossip session.  In the middle of session, two times sex. After that we go far walking.

After that dinner. Then sex. !!! "

" My good friend. From where are you speaking?"

" I am born in our own area.. I am born as a mouse! " by

Guardian Angel on the Job A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice," Stop. Stand still ! If you take one more step, a brick will fall on your head. and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on and after a while, he was going to cross the road. Once again. the voice shouted," Stop. Stand still ! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die." The man did as he was instructed and a car carreening around the corner barely missing him. " Where are you?"The man asked." Who are you?" " I am your Guardian Angel" the voice replied. " Oh yeah!" the man asked" And where the hell were you when I got married?" by Anon

True Mother In Law Two women came before King Solomon dragging between them a young man in a 3 piece suit. " This young Lawyer agreed to marry my daughter." said the first lady. " No ! He agreed to marry my daughter." said the other woman. And so they agreed before the King until he called for silence. " Bring my biggest sword" said Solomon" and "I shall cut the young attorney into two and each of you can have one half." " Sounds good to me " said the first lady. But the other woman said," Oh King ! Do not spill the innocent blood. Let the other lady's daughter marry him." The wise King did not hesitate a moment. " The attorney must marry the first lady's daughter." he proclaimed. "But she was willing to cut him in two." said the King's advisor. "Indeed" said the wise King. " That shows she is the TRUE Mother in Law." by Anon

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his son-in-law." I welcome you into the family." said the man." To show you how much we care for you, I am making a 50-50 partner in my bisiness. All you have to do is to go to the factory everyday and learn the operation. The son-in-law interrupted." I hate fatories. I can't stand the noise.""Well, then.You will work in the office and take charge of the operations."replied the man. " I hate office work." said the son-in-law." I can't stand being stuck behind the desk all day." " I just make you half owner of a money-making organisation, but you don't like factories and wont work in an office. What am I going to do with you?" " Easy " said the young man." BUY ME OUT " by avilala007